After four months and three some weeks of growth, my natural part is starting to show. My part evades any attempts of alteration and has decided that a middle part and only a middle part will do.
If you were wondering how exactly to evaluate my current hair style, I humbly offer the following three part analysis:
1. The Half Bangs: not quite long enough to fall gracefully upon my forehead, these only show their true length potential when I don a beanie.
2. The Ear Flaps: cleverly disguising my ears, these modest side-burn extensions serve as a wire-y barrier between my head and my headphones.
3. The Back Shag: hinting towards a mullet, this waterfall of layers threatens to defy gravity with varying styles of bedhead.
Basically, my hair is developing into a mullet. Come January, my ears, forehead, and neck will have extra insulation to resist the chilly winter winds.
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